THE DOUBLE DECKER PIZZA SANDWICH: OK, THE PLAY BY PLAY

Due to the many e-mails I have gotten from hungry fans, I am posting step by step instructions on how to make the Double Decker Pizza Sandwich that I invented. You are legally allowed to make this sandwich for your own home use but are prohibited from selling this. I own the patent and I'm not budging for any sum of money. With that out of the way, here goes.

Ingredients:

3 Slices of Bread

1 Red Pepper

Tomato Sauce

Pepperoni

Shredded Cheese

Utensils:

Cutting Board

Knife

Baking Sheet

Aluminum Foil

Okay, now we're ready! Let's get started!

THE PLAY BY PLAY

Step 1: Lay out all your ingredients and utensils 

so you can take a picture of them. Brand names

and labels face out so people know what goes on it.

Step 2: Cut your red pepper.

Step 3: Place red peppers on at least 2 slices of 

bread.

Step 4: Place pepperoni on at least two slices of 

bread. (Note: One slice of bread still has nothing 

on it...AT ALL!)

Step 5: Woah! Now there's tomato sauce on it.

Spread with knife or whatever you are okay 

with having touch your sandwich.

Step 6: Start applying cheese to one slice of 

bread. (Note: Leave your tomato sauce out.

You'll need it later.)

Step 7: Apply cheese to the other sandwich that

has the red peppers and pepperoni on it.

Step 8: Take the tomato saucy piece of bread and

place it sauce-side down on either one of the

matching pieces of bread. It doesn't matter 

which one. 

Step 9: Move the regular sandwich into field of

view of the camera.

Step 10: Start applying tomato sauce onto the one

thing that already seems like a sandwich. Don't 

worry, you aren't ruining a perfectly good sand-

wich. You are actually very close to having 

yourself the perfect double decker snack. 

Step 11: Move both things you have there into

view of camera.

Step 12: Take the one sandwich that looks like 

it's already a perfectly good sandwich and flip it

directly on top of the other sandwich.

Step 12: Move that into camera's field of view.

Step 13: Purposely left out cause I don't want no

unlucky sandwich.

Step 14: Take sandwich out of oven. Make sure to

use an oven mitt if you placed that thing on a

baking sheet.

Step 15: Cut sandwich. (Note: ALWAYS cut sand-

wich diagonally. So your pieces look like triangles

because indie kids love triangles and prisms, and

anything that has prisms on it or in the name will

soon become really trendy and trite. Also works 

for music and artwork.)

Step 16: Smile and eat.

Alright, that's it for now. I got real-life things to do. 

Internet Love,

The Sandwich Man